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This is my blog.
snortingcocainoff black guysdicks.

it’s funny how a popular girl from school is following me on my main tumblr.

i’m sure she doesn’t even know who i am.

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softcore:

Dynamite - Taio Cruz

myswag:

i was playing left 4 dead 2

and this black girl was saying she was going to hack me and my brother because we kept kicking her out of the game

and then this 13 year old boy said i was a lesbian and i had no friends because i was playing a video game and i’m a girl. so i was like “Yeah, you’re right. I’m a lesbian. You should be happy because you’re the first person I am coming out to. Congratulations. I’m a muff muncher.”

he didn’t say anything else.

myswag:

so i kind of made friends with these kids Aziza, Gregg, and Cami in my US History class.

WELL, i sat by them on the first day and then they moved but i decided to sit by them today.

but gregg he’s like failing his classes so when i walked in, he ran up to me and was like “I’m passing one of my classes” so i played along and was all excited for him.

but after class, when we were waiting for our rides we were talking about dicks. and he was talking about his and him calling it larry and he ran up to me and was like “wanna see larry”, it was hilarious.

so yeeeeah, that’s basically it.

elizabeth-:

like my sillyband?
it’s a turtle.

elizabeth-:

like my sillyband?

it’s a turtle.

I’m mad jealous of his eyebrows.

I’m mad jealous of his eyebrows.

softcore:

filleddddd now time to mail it off!

mail it? where?

softcore:

filleddddd now time to mail it off!

mail it? where?

elmokennedy:

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elizabeth-:

there’s these kids, specifically one, that i really want to be friends with. i like who they are and their personalities. i don’t know what is stopping me from being friends with them. i feel like something bad happened in our past, but really nothing has… well at least nothing i can remember.

sometimes i feel like they hate me but i don’t know a reason they’d have to hate me. sometimes i think i’m just a joke between them but i’m willing to not even think about that if we were friends. sometimes i don’t even think they know who i am.

i want to just start talking to them, but really it’d be weird to just start a conversation.

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